Santa:
Now tell me, who looks forward to having a big fat dude in a red suit breaking into your house? Sure he brings toys but, for me its hard to go to sleep knowing that after I do a fat guy will be walking around my house. The only good thing about santa is that if you steal something fom your younger siblings when they said that you did it, you can just say "Santa took it cause you were bad."
Oooooh! It's trademarked! Now I can't copy it!
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